Daemons/Humans Do/Say the Stupidest Things

Whats something retarded your daemon has done or said?
Or the same thing about your human. Tell us your stories and quotes!
Stupid things they do. Or just plain fubnny phrases!!

For us, we have one of each.
We shall start with an idiotic act from our local idiot, and admin, Emily.

Emily: *asks stupid question*
Me: ...Your an idiot...
Emily: But I'm a smart idiot!

Yeah. Isn't she great, folks?*crickets*

=P.....

Anyways, onto Razz's stupidity moment.

Me: *singing "Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye" for no apparent reason for a moment*
Me+Razz: *Start talking about something random*
Razz: Wait...what was that about?
Me: Uh....I'm leaving....<_<
Razz: You're leaving? What?....But...*trying to figure it out, something, I don't know what, clicks* Wait! You're leaving me?! For who?? I bet its that tiger daemon down the street!!
Me: 0_o Uh.....WTF?
Razz: I thought what we had was special!!!*fake sobbing*
Me: 0_o;;;;Uh....

You guys??

Well, as most girls have male daemons and vice versa, I am the random insane girl with a female daemon. This is Star.

I'm Star.That's Mid.

I'm Mid. Recently, we ahve this conversation:

Me: *sitting down with socks off*
Star: *by my feet* Your feet smell like feet.
Me:....Your point?!

And that is how it goes.

Well...
Umm...
My daemon keeps switching between 3 forms (he can't decide yet -_-) but anywho...

My daemon, Kcai, and I had a strange convo not too long ago...


ME: WHAT IS THIS MUSIC?!
KCAI: What's your problem? It has a good beat.
ME: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT THOUGH?!
KCAI: ....not really....
ME: WELL LUCKY YOU!! *ears bleed and is in desparate need of the mind soap*
KCAI: *bopping head to beat while human suffers*

Well, not much a convo...
but...
WHERE'S THE MIND SOAP?!

I think Midnight has it. She took it from me after this severed head thing. Wanna see 'em??!

'Tis nice to meet you. And this is what I get to put up with.

Nah. I gave up on the mind soap a long time ago.

O rly?

Yeah.

Then why is there a sponge attached to your head for mental images?!

That's a mental image erasing sponge, not mind soap. God, Star, get it straight!

YOUR FEET STILLL SMELL LIKE FEET!

SO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why hello there. *paw shake*

*still wants song lyrics out of head* DARN RAP MUSIC THAT WAS ABOUT SOME DUDE WHO-- AND THEN GOT-- AND DESCRIBED THE--

......wait, what?

You heard me. Didn't you not hear the song?

....I didn't know that's what all those words meant...

*head/desk multiple times*

Oooooh... now I need mind soap... *twitch*

Dear God, what song was it?

Yeah....I wanna listen to it!!

NO!!!

Yes! To torture him!!!*points at Razz*

*slaps forehead with paw, shakes head* Damnit.

...Kikki!!!

Stop calling me that!!

*looks at Bluebie and Kcai* He's having a gender crisis.*whispered*

Hello there, Kcai. I'm Kat, Mimi's daemon. *cough*Brittany*cough* Still, 'ello!

Kat...
Anywho, hey! I can't really say I've had 'funny' moments with Kat...XD More of....disturbing times and images. Isn't that right Razz and Blitz?

*grumbles something* Kikki needs that collar and leash back on hi-her.....*laughs evily slightly* *stalks off in search for the leash and collar*

Yeah....XD Kat is mostly into torturing Razz. X3 And disturbing my and Blitz's mind mentally. XP

*find it* OH KIKKI!!!! Time for you to admit what your gender truly is! *grins and stalks behind Razz*

Did someone mention torturing Razz??!


Ah, great. That's just great. Now you've got Star into it.

And disturbing mentality?! HA!

TRY THREATS!

You ever tried to threaten a ninja? Kinda hard.


No t's not! It's easy! And last I saw, Razz was a guy...*evil grin* But not anymore...

*mental image erasing sponge activated* OH GOD! WIPE IT AWAY! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!

I AM A GUY!!!!

Torture RAzz? Aweesome! And your currently a guy. You were a girl earlier while singing WT.

EMILY!!!!!!

Its true.

My mind has already been corrupted....
...as I have many ways of scarring you all... *evil grin*

My font color changed owo;

But, as a story on both our part...
Yesterday I watched the Golden Compass on YouTube.


AWSUM.

...yes, and when it got to the part with the bears fighting, there was this comment:
"the way 2 bears fight for a little girl is exaktly like 2 lifers in prison fighting for some punk to use as their bitch. and all that is in a childrens book? educating."

*ker-smerketh*

HOLY CHEEZE WHAT WAS THAT PERSON SMOKING o__o

Not a cigarette, that's what!

-___-'
YES, KCAI, HE SMOKED A CIGAR.

....there are other things to smoke than tobacco...??

Okey, you know where babies come from, but you have no idea what drugs are...
*makes mental note to take Kcai out some day*

Howdy. I'm Ani.

I'm Roan. I'm usually grumpy, so stay off my tail.

Roan is a red panda, by the way. So when he's mean to you, keep in mind that his face is cute. ^.^

I HAVE embraced my cute side, lately...

Really though, if he's mean to you, remember, he used to be ALOT worse. Anyway, we've had some funny moments, but we can never remember.

We also can't ever remember what songs we want on iTunes. We're going to start carrying aoround a pen and notepad...

Anyway, once in science class, my crazy (and short. Like, really short) teacher was rambeling on.

Teacher:I just want you all to pass!


Roan: And we just want you to shut up! >_<

XD HIII ANI!!!!

*points up* I'm not going to do that. Hi, Roan.

Oh yeah, he might try and bite your nexk with his fangdeerness

Wonderful, completely freaking random news.

We got our computer back.

And then Star decided to turn into a lion.

OR the weird wolf thing from Princess Monanoke.

And I frequently wake up to her doing summersaults across my room. It is slightly annoying.